1. lubricatings:

    if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

    (Source: huntail, via fake-mermaid)


  2. xld:

    My style is black and it’s expensive

    (via fake-mermaid)


  3. rupsidaisy:

    plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

    (Source: 2bainzz, via pizza)

  4. (Source: badford, via scavenge-r)


  5. s23522aa32yah:

    college should be $25

    (via withlovejackie)

  6. immortal-dreamer7:












    this just happened on my dash… 

    it happend again

    How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

    don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

    wait for it he has sources


     he’s here

    hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

    You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

    I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

    This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

    doctor when

    I’ve found the legendary posts!

    (Source: dankassbitchh, via retiredjesus)

  7. lilrnama:

    and they say romance is dead

    (Source: greenlighthemmo, via yabba-dabba-d0nt)


  8. "I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head."
    — Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via safeguards)

    (Source: simply-quotes, via free-flaw-s)


  10. kiradax:

    pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
    cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

    (via seekingthetardis)