1. cravings:

    me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

    image

    (Source: cravings, via fake-mermaid)

     

  2. -scrapes:

    stop drop and roll the hell away from me

    (via retiredjesus)

     
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  4. rvya:

    that’s it. that’s the whole show.

    (Source: orangeskins, via luciferrrrrrr)

     

  5. dutchster:

    when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

    image

    (via retiredjesus)

     

  6. leftforbed:

    leftforbed:

    mcsnuggie:

    true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

    why would the movie eat my popcorn

    nevermind i get it

    (via abookthiefandawordshaker)

     

  7. ❤ - tumblr user i would date
    ❣ - an unpopular opinion I have
    ★ - my personal blog url
    ❧ - other websites i’m on
    ✗ - skype
    ♣ - my nickname
    ¤ - my real name
    ♞ - my age
    ✾ - tv series i love
    ◎ - relationship status
    ◆ - my opinion of you
    ❂ - post a picture of myself

    (Source: blog-for-rpers, via abookthiefandawordshaker)

     

  8. guiseofgentlewords:

    my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

    (via classypearlsandbrowncurls)

     

  9. gamsee:

    today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

    (via luciferrrrrrr)

     

  10. why cant i have creepy followers who ask me questions about everything

    (Source: stayburned, via welcometothe-unknown)