1. landorus:

    i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that

    (Source: landorus, via orgasm)


  2. relahvant:

    I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

    (via orgasm)


  3. doritoslocostacosupreme:

    ariana grande at mariah carey



    (via pizza)

  4. lifeistooshortbeunhappy:


    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days


  5. foxnewsofficial:

    they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad

    (via retiredjesus)


  6. lanashiftdelrey:

    when someone disturbs me while i’m eating


    (via orgasm)


  7. jamesbabeshaw:

    remember when effys therapist killed freddie hahahahahaha yeah that fucked me up

    (via pieces-of-mgmt)


  8. likeevers:

    i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

    (via orgasm)

  9. here He spoke,

    "My love for you is bigger than even this."


    (Source: athenagracee, via hiddenintherockofages)


  10. aureat:

    I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

    (via orgasm)